Where Have You Gone, Charming Billy paragraph

I would never enlist in the military for many reasons. My first reasoning is because I do not find the military interesting at all and I never found the military that amusing. My second reason is because I want to do bigger and better things in life like, cosmetology and daycare. My third reason is because the military is very dangerous and you can get hurt or injured really bad. Last but not least I would not want to be away form my family for a year or some months. If I were drafted I would offer somebody else the job and the opportunity because the military might be interesting and entertaining to someone else instead of myself.